God of the Internet

God of the Internet made his first post and thread on the hill at 12:31, December 29th. He used not one, not seven, but a whopping five "cool-io" faces. Brent, the founder of Arlen Hill replied with a simple yet ingenious "Hello."

IN RECENT EVENTS, OXYGEN HAS SCARED OFF THE SO CALLED "GOD OF THE INTERNET." Yeah, figure that one out Darwin... you beardy bastard.

What?... You're still here? The page is over... go home...