Captain Zetsubou

Captain Zetsubou, known by the fair citizens of the Arlen Hill forum as Zetsu or Zet, and known on youtube as xZetNyax(formally CaptainZetsubou, but the password was forgotten due to not logging in for a month) is a person from New Jersey that doesn't make you feel naucious within ten seconds of meeting him. Or at least, we'd like to think that.

Zet spends most of his time being kawaii. I mean, seriously, look at some of these animes on his list. It's insane. Madoka Magica? Ouran High School Host Club? This is a guy, right? Oh well, so yeah, he acts inconsistantly normal around others. If he doesn't act normal sometimes, it means that he probably trusts people enough to know he can get away with it. Due to this, many people on the forums have come to appreciate his ways. To quote famous philosopher Oxygen M. Graffiti, "... Okay, WHAT." And to quote famous feel-good comedian Tyler "Earl-Saki" Perry, " I respect him for voicing an unpopular opinion,"

So, the question stands; does Zet do anything productive besides being an unfunny weeaboo on a forum about Rusty Shackleford? Welp, depends on how badly you look at things. On that nifty channel that was plugged earlier, he makes these gay videos with his friends about terrible video games. And he does these music-type things. And rants, because people apparently like hearing this faggot get upset about iJustine (sorry Archfiend, btw, how's the little girl doing?). He also is kind of a big deal over in LoL, by being the best at tanking with Nidalee (no, seriously, that's a statistic. It's about as trivial as keeping a stat for how many times E. Honda jumps during a SF match.)

Out of all the people on the forum, Zet is mostly seen with Eric, as they both have Skype. Probably second to that is a tie between Saki and Swifty. And then there's everyone else because they don't have Skype (they probably use Yahoo IM, like, seriously.) IRL, however, Zet has fun times watching his friend's cousin, Delightful Enrique, staple himself to the floor of his 2-bedroom apartment. Oh, and he loves this girl, that's a thing.

Alright, I'm done with this third-person bullshit. Where's my paycheck, Brent?