Swift

Swift, (full name Swifty "Kitts" Kittenmitts, and known on Youtube as TheSwiftHedgehog) is a moderator on the Arlen Hill forum and long time heart-throb of fellow moderator Doctor Saki. Although her species is widely debated it is generally agreed that whatever it is, it is indeed, "kawaii".

History, status and reception
Swift is described as the singlemost highest power to ever grace the undeserving peasants of Arlen Hill with her presence, and allowing the inferiors to witness the definition of true greatness and perfection, an honour reserved for the chosen few.

Born on January 19, 1996, the day which will go down in history as the day all conceived limitations on beauty, talent and magnifence were told to go fuck itself with an axe by the arrival of perfection herself, Swifty Kittenmitts, who today valiantly moderates the forums of ArlenHill with an iron fist, while at the same time never shattering her image as the pinnacle of kawaii. Among her countless talents and honours is that of being the one member of Le Hill, and the one person on Earth who can honestly admit to being sexier, more talented, better at fighting games, and all around greater than Doctor Saki, the undeserving yet blessed soul who devotes his life to serving the Lord Kittenmitts for eternity. Also Swifty has a beautiful ass.

Lifestyle, hobbies, and defining characteristics
Swift is known to have an affinity for many languages, most notably German and Chewa. Her first language is however English, and she is also fluent in Nyan'ing and Myuu'ing. She is known to communicate in various hisses and growls as well as myuus and nyans when circumstances dictate.

Although she rarely discloses information about her culinary preferences, it is widely accepted that her favourite food is Char Siu Satay or Salami. She also greatly enjoys curries and Indian cuisine, of which her favourite dishes are Tikka Masala, Aloo Saag, Balti, Korma, Karai, Jalfrezei, and Vindaloo, though she likes pretty much any curry, save for Rogan Josh. Her favourite generic unhealthy snack is Monster Munch, a maize snack. Her favourite drinks are Dr.Pepper, Rubicon Guava, and Vimto. (Though she is widely speculated to enjoy Welch's purple grape juice).