Doctor Saki

 Weighing in at 8XX pounds, Doctor Saki (born as [CENSORED FOR PRIVACY PURPOSES]) is the co-captain of the ArlenHill Internet Safety Defense Squad, alongside Brent. Since the early days of Le Hill, he's firmly established his role as the more likeable and better looking of the founders. Essentially he is the Kel to Brent's Kenan, the Josh to Brent's Drake, the Alvin Yakatori to Brent's Jefferson Steelflex. His powers and abilities consist of, but are not limited to, having the highest number of posts on AH.PB.Com (as of 11/02/12), being the 3rd highest ranked E. Honda player on Super Street Fighter 4, and some other powers which he's too humble to remember right now. He is known on the 'Tubes as Hayao, and it's been widly speculated amongst his fanbase that his favourite food is "mashed" potatoes [citation needed], and that he's currently listening to a few of his preferred Tokyo Girls' Style tracks.